HD naturel wallpaper

ness bekri 9alou قالو ناس بكري

أش لزّك للحرب يا قنباري حتى بقيت تخمّم كُوزا فارِي
do9 lbéb wasma3 ejwéb!
kela3zouza mé hamha 9ars!
يا مكثـّر الأصحاب يا متـّلف خيارهم
ya mbadel le7ya bi le7ya ychta9hom les 2
إلي عند شهوة يعملها في عشاه
ما تصح الصدقة كان ما يشبعو إمالي الدّار
ولدك على ما تربيه و راجلك على ما تسنسو
إمش بالنية وآرقد في الثنية
إذا ريت إلبو إدربك متلومش إصغار عشتيح
إلي متعرفشي تخسل دوارة متخوش ولد إناس خسارة
يا باني في غير بلادك ، لا ليك ولا لولادك
اللي ما عندوش عسل في أركانُو يحطُو على طرطوشت لسانُو
chwaya men il7ina wichwaya men irtabitte lidine
إذا تقصد أقصد دار كبيرة، إذا ما تتعشّى تبات في الدفاء
kid erjel kidin we kid ensé 60
erjel ethed lajbel .wensé thed erjel.....
el bir el malyen ijih enhar we yefragh
yekel fel ghalla wiseb fel mella
el malyen 3omrou ma ygarba3
:( elli i7eb yathreb rou7ou be madria ye5ou benzartia
Ken fetek et3am 9oul chba3et we ken fetek leklem 9oul sma3et.
koudh nsi7et eli ybakik ama eli ydha7kik mayjedech alik
9assoulou yeddou jét mli7a litambour
hrab mil 9otra jé ta7t el mizeb
ezneza 7amia wel meyet.......KALB (7achékom)
zazar y3adhem 3la mregzi
‎3eryen yesleb fi meyet
e9lib etanjra 3la fomha tetla3 etofla lomha
bét lila m3a jran sba7 ygarger
jé y3awen fih 3la 9bar bouh hrablou bil fés
weld el far yetla3 7affar
ya 9albi ya m3awej 3ala chkoun mazel tlawej

Nokhat tounsia , blagues tunisiennes lybiennes

***C'est un Libyen qui pousse sa Mercedes toute neuve sur l'autoroute.
Un gendarme s'arrête et lui demande quelle est la panne.
Non, elle n'est pas en panne, répond le Libyen, elle est neuve, mais le garagiste m'a dit, pendant le rodage, vous roulez à 50 km/h en ville et vous la poussez un peu sur l'autoroute. Alors c'est ce que je fais !!!

 ***Ce sont deux Libyens à la chasse, ils voient passer un deltaplane. Le premier Libyen épaule et tire :
Bah tu l'as raté !!
Oui mais il a lâché sa proie.

 ***Comment reconnaît-on un Libyen dans un aéroport ?
- C'est le seul qui donne à manger des graines aux avions.
et pourquoi les sous-marins Libyens doivent remonter toutes les 3 mn ?
... pour faire respirer les rameurs....

 ***Ecoutez au moins vos camarades! Que vous n'écoutiez pas les professeurs passe encore, ils sont payés pour ça...

 *** fama we7Ed magroum bel les jeux video ki met bouh kteb fou9 9Abrou GAME OVER

 ***Wa7ed t3alle9 b'5it el amel ye5i t9atte3 Bih

 ***coca w fanta yba7rou... tlaftet el fanta tra fi bira de5la t3oum tlaftet lel coca 9atelha fisa3 haya no5rjou ham el homel jéw

 ***famma libi yèkol fi ka3ba shewing gum 9all ma nor9od ellemma nkammalha 

 ***tounssi w dziri w libi fi tayyara,el pilot 9alelhom rahi ettayyara bech etti7 na99sou chwaiia fel wazn

eddziri lawwa7 talifounet w tlavez w bi3at electronik 9al 3anna menhom yesser f'eddzayer

ellibi lawwa7 dbach w sbabet 9al 3anna menhom yesser fi libya

ettounissi lawwa7 ellibi w 9al 3anna mennou yesser fi touness.

 ***9allek fannen chmeyti mché ldar l 2aytem ghanna ''baba fin'' fi markaz lmou3a9in ghanna ''oum ou2af wenta bi tkallemni'' fi madrasset essom ghanna ''esma3ouni'' fi nedi lmakfoufin ghanna ''el3ouyoun essoud'' w 5temha fi jabbena w ghanna ''el 7aya 7elwa"

 ***famma zouz libya bech yerkbou 3la moutour t3arkou chkoun bech yerkeb bahdha echobek.

اخوانا الليبية هذي مجرد مزحة ما تاخذوش في خاطركم احنا محسوب جيران ;) 

Top Ten Most Popular Video Sites

1. MySpace TV

MySpace TV has quickly become one of the most popular video sites on the Web. You can find all sorts of interesting videos here, anything from animation to sports.

2. LiveLeak

LiveLeak is one of the most eclectic video sites on the Web today. You can use LiveLeak to find the latest political speeches, reports from various war zones around the world, as well as the most recent celebrity hijinks.

3. Break

Break, a video site primarily aimed at men ages 18-34, has a wide variety of video categories available, anything from military to illusions to pure stupidity.

4. Dailymotion

Choose from a variety of eclectic video categories at DailyMotion, as well as share your own videos.

5. Metacafe

Metacafe is a large video uploading and sharing site that focuses on short films and independent videos.

6. YouTube

YouTube is arguably the largest video site on the Web today. Hundreds of thousands of videos are available here - movies, TV shows, and tons of homemade videos.

7. VideoSift

VideoSift is not only a place you can find a ton of videos to watch; you can also vote your favorite videos up and down, as well as view lists of top videos by views.

8. MegaVideo

Choose from a wide variety of video categories at MegaVideo; video games, sports, arts and entertainment, and lots more.

9. Yahoo Video

Yahoo Video gives users a lot of different choices; plus, if you have a Yahoo ID, you can easily share and save your favorite videos.

10. Veoh

Home videos, full length movies, and lots of video series that you can subscribe to - you can find them all at Veoh.